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心灵疯暴-第264部分
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哈士奇的故事不好听，他讲得也不好。最后靠在萨萨肩膀上抹眼泪：“师父明明说她喜欢萌汉子的呜呜呜，为什么还是去追那个川菜堡男人了呜呜呜，川菜堡的都是魂淡！”
萨萨理了理面具：“请问川菜堡是说唐家堡吗？”
“呜呜呜对不起炮姐，我不是说你。”
萨萨把他的脑袋推开，无奈地叹气：“起来吧，成交。”
他打钱的时候多按了一位，于是萨萨发现付完订金，他身上只剩下了111j。
看来光棍是天注定的。
这周的现货卖给毒哥了，下一副珠璧要等一个星期才能做出来，萨萨加上哈士奇的好友。
挖宝开材料的时候，萨萨又遇见那个毒哥和他的呱太。他正在调戏一只小花萝。直觉告诉萨萨，小花萝就是他说的那个朋友。
可是他们看起来没有那么熟。
“炮姐！”他看见萨萨，跟萨萨打招呼。萨萨送了他一发爱的追命。
谁让他开着阵营呢。正巧萨萨有三个爱好——杀人赚钱听故事。
如果非要排个顺序，那就是杀人听故事和赚钱。无论如何。杀人都是排在第一位的。
因为师父跟萨萨说：有炮不打枉少年。
萨萨的师父是个很猥琐的道姑，叫悬崖好采花。但是她常常猥琐地灵光一现，萨萨很喜欢。
正在这时，萨萨看见了好友频道里哈士奇愤怒的哭脸：师父！你真的为这个川菜堡傻叉杀我？
紧接着又是一条：“行，我就站在这里让你杀。”
他终于不再加表情说话，萨萨却觉得他是真伤心了。
为什么萨萨喜欢听故事呢？因为萨萨八卦。所以萨萨查了他的所在地，神行昆仑。
昆仑有很多美丽的地方，哈士奇本可以找片胜景葬身。可是他死在阵营任务点的那条破河旁。
他的尸体边站着一个二小姐，二小姐几步远的地方坐着一个炮哥。
他们构成一个很规范的直角三角形，为这段感情做了无比形象的诠释。
哈士奇躺在直角上，萨萨跳下去问他：“珠璧还要不要了？”
他说：要。
那就好，萨萨怕他心灰意冷a了游戏不再买萨萨的东西。
二小姐也是个绿名，看来是对哈士奇开了仇杀。萨萨虽然八卦，但不喜欢惹事。仇杀肯定是不会随便开的，于是将目标对准在场的唯一一个红名——萨萨唐家堡的师兄。
对人头萨萨从来都是来者不拒。
他直接隐身了。
萨萨只好在一边打坐缝染布。
哈士奇还在好友里说话，但是很零碎，萨萨看得不太懂。
直到他说：“何必呢师父？他根本不理你。”
然后萨萨就看见刚刚原地复活的他又被二小姐杀了一遍。
萨萨挪远了点继续缝染布。
二小姐大概是看见有萨萨这个外人在。很有表现欲，所以改成了近聊。
她说：“喜欢他是我的事，你要出气来找我。别怪他。”
萨萨缝布的手一哆嗦。数一数就差两个断玉了，赶紧在世界上刷广告：1600的断玉来一发。
一个诡异的对话框出现在萨萨的屏幕上：
＇辞话＇邀请你交易。
萨萨看着身边现形的炮哥，怀着极度无语的心情点了同意。
迅速做好璧，萨萨又双开长安号蹦过来交易给自己做好的珠。
第四十八副珠联璧合完工。
“麻烦等下杀，我交易。”萨萨对二小姐说，又戳哈士奇，“起来。”
哈士奇站起来，萨萨把珠联璧合交给他。他迟迟不点接受。
哈士奇：我今天没有带钱。
萨萨挥挥手：先欠着吧，回头给。
萨萨开始读神行。一眼扫到近聊上哈士奇的话：
“师父，这把武器是毕业的时候你送我的。现在还给你，我不欠你什么了。”
萨萨打断读条。点开他的装备——武魄。手工270。
萨萨突然想起来，二小姐曾从萨萨手里买过一副珠璧。
那是半年之前，萨萨的第二十四笔生意。
哈士奇来找萨萨结账的时候，萨萨正蹲在长安做新的珠联璧合。
一周没见，他沉默了很多，不再呜呜呜地把脑袋往萨萨身上靠了。
“我本来就不是萌汉子，是师父说喜欢，我才变成那样。”没有表情的一号脸看起来真特么的帅。
他又说：“那天你都看到了……真丢脸。”
“没什么。”萨萨安慰他，“基三里每天都有几段爱恨情仇，看过转头就忘了。”
他沉默地蹲在萨萨的摊子旁边。有路过的人打趣萨萨：“城管又来收税了？”
萨萨告诉他们：“这是我的顾客。”
想想顾客是上帝，萨萨得做好售后服务。于是萨萨提醒他店规之一：“如果你给我1000j，我也可以给你讲个故事。”
哈士奇真的很穷，萨萨又看见他多按了一位，包里还剩1111j。
半年前萨萨的生意还不太好做，真高富帅和白富美都去做橙武了，工薪阶层打荻花。
由于真龙谱可笑的高价，手工武器成了有价无市的东西。
二小姐来找萨萨买珠璧的时候，彼此费了好大一番口舌。萨萨不想亏本，又不想放走难得的顾客。而她实在是穷，却真的十分想要珠璧。
最后萨萨说：“要不然你给我讲讲你的基三故事吧，我就只赚你1000j。”
之所以将第二十四笔生意记得那么清楚，是因为正是从那个时候开始，萨萨在生意中添上了故事交易。
她爽快地答应了，然后给萨萨讲她的徒弟。
他们是在三才门外遇见的。差不多的级别，一起组队过副本。
二小姐一边百度一边刷本，糊弄的队里人都以为她是老手新号。
“我就这样骗到了第一个徒儿！”她得意地说，“也是唯一一个。我要好好照顾他，收太多徒弟，就会顾不上了。”
她和徒弟一起升级，每次他都冲在最前面打定军。二小姐技术不好，常常一拉就是一群怪，她边转风车边惨叫，徒弟就开着山虎穿上来继续打定军。
有时候风车cd，他就常常和小怪一起灰掉，躺在地上安慰二小姐：“师父别怕，还有我呢。”
在一同成长的路上，内向的徒弟只有这一句话表达他的心意。
无论多少的小怪和boss在前方，他都一个定军拍过去说：师父别怕，还有我呢。
二小姐的忘性大，总是记不得茶馆需要的材料。来来回回地骑马去交易行买，他总是出现在她转身的地方交易过去五件套：“买什么呀，还有我呢。”
二小姐对我说：“你喜欢过别人吗？我要怎样表白才不会吓走他？”
萨萨迅速递上一对珠璧推销产品：珠联璧合，天造地设，一切尽在不言中。
二小姐很无语：==徒弟那么笨，不会明白的。
“那就直说嘛。”萨萨觉得这个问题很简单。
二小姐：（>；_<；）不行……我怕他拒绝就连师徒也没得做了。（未完待续）
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